Walter’s Wearables

People Repellent MOM — Front & Back T-Shirt

$22.99 USD

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Color Irish Green Sport Grey Black Safety Green

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size & measurement guide

Check the units shown in this product’s chart. For apparel, compare the measurements with a garment you already own and like the fit of.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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The front reads “HI, MY MOM JUST DIED.” The back answers with “PEOPLE REPELLENT — 99% EFFECTIVE,” finished with the original six accent rays. Hand lettering preserves the design’s blunt, deadpan style.

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, classic unisex crew neck
Medium-weight fabric, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). Front and back prints.
Fabric by color: Irish Green, Black — 100% cotton. Sport Grey — 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Safety Green — 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Sizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available sizes vary by color.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. Shipping is calculated separately at checkout.