That joke is perfect.
Funny shirts. Great gifts.
A little sarcasm. A lot of personality. Shop our event favorites below.
Featured tees from $22.99 · Standard delivery about 2 weeks. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Our event bestsellers
The shirts people pick up at our Wisconsin events. Find your favorite joke, choose your color and size, and make it yours.
I’m the Reason for Safety Meetings T-Shirt
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I’m Sexy and I Mow It T-Shirt
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Not the Worst Employee T-Shirt
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Support Local Strippers T-Shirt
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By the Fire Camping T-Shirt
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I’m a Hooker on the Weekends T-Shirt
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Found Jesus, Still Looking for Bigfoot T-Shirt
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Looking for Golf Balls T-Shirt
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Bigfoot Grabbed My Wiener - Camping T-Shirt
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A Guy Like Me Is Hard to Find T-Shirt
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I’d Tap That Fire Hydrant T-Shirt
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Even Jesus Had a Fish Story T-Shirt
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Gone Fishin’… Might Be Huntin’
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Good Time Jesus
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Custom apparel and promotional products for businesses, groups, events and fundraisers. Start with what you know—we’ll help with the details.
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Meet the people behind Walter’s
We’re Mark and Katie, the Wisconsin couple behind Walter’s Wearables. From our market booth to your next custom project, we bring together graphic apparel, gifts and a dog with plenty of attitude.
Read our storyWisconsin roots. Plenty of personality.
Find your kind of shirt.
Funny graphics, local favorites and a very opinionated dog. Shop a design you love, or let our design team help bring your own idea to life.
Standard delivery is about 2 weeks. Allow extra time around holidays. Shipping is calculated at checkout.