{"product_id":"people-repellent-dad-front-back-gildan-5000-t-shirt-259-artwork-review","title":"People Repellent DAD — Front \u0026 Back T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand lettering on both sides: “HI, MY DAD JUST DIED.” on the front, and “PEOPLE REPELLENT — 99% EFFECTIVE” with a tapered underline on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, classic unisex crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-weight fabric, 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²). Front and back prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric by color: Irish Green, Black — 100% cotton. Sport Grey — 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Safety Green — 50% cotton, 50% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available sizes vary by color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. 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